It's been a great summer, but I smell conspiracy. There are many people in my life trying to keep me fat, drunk and happy. They are well organized and seem to be succeeding.
Here are three examples to help you understand what I've been going through.
Watson's Mountain Retreat
Barry's By The Bay
and Mama Sherry's Peaches
So as you can plainly see, there are many forces at work. These attacks occurred in three different counties within the space of a week. There were other skirmishes as well, including one bout with a pan of lasagna and a sushi feed.
Every time I leave the compound I am surrounded by smiling faces making me smile.
I'm doomed.
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